Do feet count as hands?

In a song by Dog Eat Dog they say, tucked away almost at the end:

"Leftism - we don't need it here"

I see two options:

1. If you're are bothered by the fact that people are permitted the accumulation of ridiculously gargantuan amounts of power that allow them to walk as kings, if not gods, among men, you're a "leftist".

2. If you're not bothered by it, you're a "rightist."

Now: If you don't like bosses, hierarchies, authority, centralization or whatever you want to call it, you're an anarchist (hint: look at point 1... yes, that's right, either you're a "leftist" or a "fakeist" - to use Dog Eat Dog's own words).

Outside TV-ality, is there a third option?

Will the real "no-isms!" please stand-up! Please stand-up! Please stand-up!

The pyramid is not upside down

The pyramid is not upside down.

The cake, at the top of the pyramid, is not the lie.

Daily Show

The cake at the top of the pyramid is not the lie

The pyramid, along with the cake, is a mirage for thirsty desert dwellers living in TV-ality.

USA's new trends in the bedroom

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you a breaking news story!

Recent polling of USA's bedroom activities reveals the following:

What's out? Bush and Backstage-Dick.

What's in? Bedroom role-play.

Number one fantasy: Pretending that you are being saved from the villains by a knight in shining armor.

But you can take ideas for role-play scenarios from almost anything, as long as you keep it clean and delusional.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled program.

«You can get away with murder!» - Teaser Trailer

«You can't get away with murder!», I keep hearing.

But what I keep seeing is: sure you can.

Just remember that the golden rule in avoiding «time for the crime» is: don't brag about it.

Because writing a «How to "get away with murder" for dummies» is a really dumb thing to do when you've done such good job of covering your tracks for more than 10 years.

Not even in TV-ality that one flies; it usually backfires soon thereafter.

Not soon enough in my opinion, but hey, that may be the "hermit" talking.

How is this relevant? Stay tuned for the full feature film «You can get away with murder!».

So proud...

So proud of your acceptance of a different Messiah...

Colbert

Change only you can believe in!

Maybe you can believe things have changed.

But, I, like Saint Thomas, have to see it to believe it...

And so far I've seen no change that doesn't occur every 4 to 8 years or so.

What is that? You accepted a half-breed as your Lord and Savior for the first time in history? From slaves to Masters in such a short time... We're all so proud of you...

Because, by the pride you show, you must be the first to embrace a messiah that is different from most of you...

By the way, here's a little something the hermit next-hole had coming out of his cave that might interest you. What's his name? Eliashel? I think that's it... I may have misspelled it, I've never seen it written...