2009/01/15

The Messiah is dead! Long live the Messiah!



The messiah of the hour was miraculously conceived: Fathered by an Invisible Hand that's been (finger-)screwing around all over the world, he was the virgin birth from the womb of an idiot who rose to be the most powerful human on the planet - by means so mysterious that some have claimed were miraculous themselves.

(Most powerful human if we only take into account TV-ality*, that is.)

(*) TV-ality (starts with TV and rhymes with "reality"): The reality available to us through mass media. If it is the only source from which someone gets their knowledge, it would be what that person calls "reality".

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous17/1/09 23:42

    Internet against TV-ality.

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  2. Relying solely on the internet leads you to net-eality.

    It's getting out of your house and talking to people that breaks down the walls of your comfortable whatever-ality and opens up a whole new reality.

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