Do feet count as hands?

In a song by Dog Eat Dog they say, tucked away almost at the end:

"Leftism - we don't need it here"

I see two options:

1. If you're are bothered by the fact that people are permitted the accumulation of ridiculously gargantuan amounts of power that allow them to walk as kings, if not gods, among men, you're a "leftist".

2. If you're not bothered by it, you're a "rightist."

Now: If you don't like bosses, hierarchies, authority, centralization or whatever you want to call it, you're an anarchist (hint: look at point 1... yes, that's right, either you're a "leftist" or a "fakeist" - to use Dog Eat Dog's own words).

Outside TV-ality, is there a third option?

Will the real "no-isms!" please stand-up! Please stand-up! Please stand-up!