USA's new trends in the bedroom

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you a breaking news story!

Recent polling of USA's bedroom activities reveals the following:

What's out? Bush and Backstage-Dick.

What's in? Bedroom role-play.

Number one fantasy: Pretending that you are being saved from the villains by a knight in shining armor.

But you can take ideas for role-play scenarios from almost anything, as long as you keep it clean and delusional.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled program.